I sent my wife to get money, and the bitch came back with cum on her chest

Fucking with a friend is not cheating! Is the guy really gonna believe that?

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

And why would I need a date now if I've been fucked by a friend in a friendly way?

Oh, I feel like I'm going to suck it — okay, I can do that

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁